What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:37

Make Nazis afraid again!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Science-Backed Tips for Increasing Your Stamina at Any Age - Prevention
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
TEXT:
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Kyle Busch, Josh Berry go sliding in practice at Nashville - NASCAR.com
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”